I had to blog this because it's just too funny. A senator in Nebraska has decided to sue God to show how frivolous lawsuits can be. Here's the first article I read, borrowed without permission from Yahoo News:

( God - the ultimate terrorist )

That was bad enough - but wait! God responds!

( I guess God really did bless Texas )

Sorry, it was too good to pass up!

...because WoW:BC is out, and it is so beautiful and incredible that I'm going to disappear from the modern world and play play play. Already got my lovely Blood Elf priest, Cydonia, and my Draenei paladin, Iri. On Runetotem, mind you. My guild is the coolest.

Not that I've been on much anyway. The holidays were great, except for the flu which I came down with the day after Christmas. I missed three days of work, the only days I have ever called in sick in my three and a half years of working there. The office said, "You must really be sick!" Plus I am enamored with Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 and all of its x-packs. And my work friend and I are having a Scene It party; my partner (an attorney who, when asked if he watches movies, replied, "That's like asking me if I eat.") and I are going to massacre her and her husband (or so we think).

That's my current status in a nutshell. I'll try to get back to summarizing my shows, but they're not all on yet, and all I can say is...

( House spoiler! )

^^ Hell yeah. ^^

More later.

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For whatever reason, everything is in repeats except Standoff. So...

( I'm just wondering if I'm going to get into Portugal tonight. )

Well, that was easy.

Oh my, wonderful television this week. Still have to watch Justice; I forgot to record 3 lbs. And I'm way late in my comments. Been a busy week!

( Not if I give you mine first. )

Haven't watched 3 Lbs yet and Bones isn't on tonight, so you're stuck with this. BUT BUT Justice is going to finish out its filmed episodes starting Friday, December 1. One final chance to make an impression, but I fear it's gone. :(

( Okay, I'll father your child. )

Have a good Thanksgiving!

Now edited to include 3 lbs

Good week, yet also sucky because JUSTICE HAS BEEN PULLED! Fox, you suck.

( I want your ASS ... in my office. )

I need to start doing this immediately after the show airs; I forget what happens and what I liked.

First off, let me say that I'm very disappointed in NBC for showing an hour of election coverage when they could've shown Stabler and Beck getting it on. You suck. This week's review is short because I'm not as long-winded as usual and because NBC really pissed me off.

( Please tell me dead guys can fart. )

There's only four -- one of each of the attorneys (although I would love to get my hands on yummy Dr. Shaw) -- and they're not stellar by any means, but this show deserves some appreciation!

( Sharks! Juries love sharks! )

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Was it just me, or were all my shows unbelievably sad this week? Coupled with sadness, however, was great humor and great lines!

( I'm hitting that, and it's totally hot! )

Thanks to the World Series (go Cards!) and whoknowswhat on NBC, tv is messed up this week. We do, however, have two noteworthy shows: SVU of last week and Justice this week.

( 100% innocent! )

I was not disappointed this week, except by how few shows were on. I'm off to make some Jusice icons now. /sob